Why penguins are awesome

Why penguins are awesome:

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  They are the south pole's «men in black» . They are protecting their race from aliens.
  (there so corn cycles on the south pole, because the aliens are afraid of the penguins)
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  They are always dressed for party. Penguins love to party, specially iceparty.
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  They never get cold feet, no matter how cold it is.
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  They can walk, swim and fly. (It's quite obvious that they can fly, but keep it as a secret for us humans and seals. The seals are good friends of these awesome animals, so they don't want them to get jealous.
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  They live in one of the coldest countries in the world. But they never go on holiday.
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  There are penguins who don't like the cold, they live in the southern part of the other continents. They can usually be found swimming on the beach or drinking a cocktail in a nightbar.
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  They are one of the heaviest bird in the world.
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  They only eat sushi.
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  They are of the cutesiest animals in the world
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  They are very funny, and excellent comedians.
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  Have you seen “Happy Feet”?, it a documentary which shows that they are born as rockstars and rappers.

It there somebody who disagree or got some more reasons?  

Other awesome animals, I'll  make a list!