Shit happens

In case of a shit-day, I think you would feel at least a bit better by reading this:)

• Taoism: Shit happens.
• Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
• Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
• Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
• Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
• Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
• Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
• Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
• Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
• Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
• Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
• Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
• Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
• Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
• Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
• Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
• Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
• Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
• Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
• Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.
• Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
• Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
• Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
• Creationism: God made all shit.
• Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
• Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
• Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.
• Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
• Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
• Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
• Darwinism: This shit was once food.
• Capitalism: That's MY shit.
• Communism: It's everybody's shit.
• Feminism: Men are shit.
• Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
• Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
• Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
• Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
• Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
• Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
• Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
• Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
• Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
• Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.
• Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
• Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
• Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
• Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
• Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
• Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
• Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
• Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
• Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.
• Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.
• Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
• Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
• Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?
• Agnostic #3: What is this shit?
• Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
• Atheism: What shit?
• Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!
• Nihilism: No shit.
• Narcisism: I am the shit!

Quotes

                                                                QUOTES

"I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now?"

"Man's real life is happy, chiefly because he is ever expecting that it soon will be so."

"The second you weew born, you began to die. So live today, as you would die tomorrow, but dream as you will live forever"

Ursula Vernon

Ursula Vernon

Making fun of twillight?:)

Twillight lovers look away!

Parodier:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1glNuQiE77E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9iKNDiiBqE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feNJM8IWeeI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4RjeNTpGwQ&feature=channel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdD0jbsIg8k

WTF & LoL

De ligne i hvertfall sinnsykt på hverandre:p

Mario:)

M

Norskt liv?

Ofte tror jeg datamaskinen hater meg i hvertfall xD

For denne burde u\du ha kunnskaper om Bleach og Death Note

 

You know you are bored if..

You know you are bored if...

• You are playing Facebookgames. (Like Farmoville, Robot Unicorn, Tetris Battle etc

• You are taking (weird) quizes 

• Stumbleupon

• Reading a random blog (like this one)

So if you are doing some of this now you have two choices: 

1. Do something usefull ( I know you have something you should do)

2. Countine doing random stuff at the internett.

Calm Music Videos

Here are some calm music videos. One day I was doing homework and asked my friend to suggest some  calm songs that could listen to, she totaly spammed me. Here are some of here suggestions and some other songs, which are greate for relaxing or homework^^

Tori Amos-Winter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXcTZWOb6Kg&feature=BF&list=FLL4cLnOxjgjo&index=13










Hannah Fury-Meathook

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnuLBPZvERU&feature=BF&list=FLL4cLnOxjgjo&index=5

















Loreena McKennitt-.Dance Of wolves

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8C8AVWLhwI&feature=BF&list=FLL4cLnOxjgjo&index=6

Lisa Miskovsky-Stardust

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w661tPIWnE&feature=BF&list=FLL4cLnOxjgjo&index=9



















Peter Gabriel-Don't give up-so

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No1UKN-SKlg&feature=BF&list=FLL4cLnOxjgjo&index=10


















Yanni -Nightingale

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIYG_6PHnoQ&feature=BF&list=FLL4cLnOxjgjo&index=11




















Daimen Rice-9 Crimes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgqOSCgc8xc&feature=BF&list=FLL4cLnOxjgjo&index=15

Ruben Eliassen-In too Deep

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1EE2cntXEE&feature=BF&list=FLL4cLnOxjgjo&index=17

Hannah Fury-Vampire Waltz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2TLTFUBOt0&feature=BF&list=FLL4cLnOxjgjo&index=20

Martina McBride-Concrete Angel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtNYA4pAGjI


















Emilie Autumn-The Art Of Suicide

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPrD-Bowbr4&feature=BF&list=FLL4cLnOxjgjo&index=4
















Okay, I an going to quit now...